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Mommy Cusses: Inspiring Profanity and Stimulating Sarcasm for Mamas Who've Seen It All
Mommy Cusses: Inspiring Profanity and Stimulating Sarcasm for Mamas Who've Seen It All
Mommy Cusses: Inspiring Profanity and Stimulating Sarcasm for Mamas Who've Seen It All

Mommy Cusses: Inspiring Profanity and Stimulating Sarcasm for Mamas Who've Seen It All

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For fans of Go the F*ck to Sleep, Mommy Cusses is a hilarious novelty parenting book full of tell-it-like-it-is quotes, snarky lists, and too-true anecdotes that will resonate with new moms everywhere.

For new-ish mothers who need to laugh at the absurdity of parenting so they don't cry, who are looking for a we're-in-this-together sense of solidarity, and who don't have time to read a "real" book, here is a hilarious and highly relatable collection of mom malarkey. There are real-talk quotes, helpful lists (such as "How to Look Like You Have Your Act Together"), "mom-tivities," and quizzes, all delivered with a healthy dose of sarcasm. Packaged in a handy trim size with colorful illustrations throughout, Mommy Cusses is the perfect gift for moms and moms-to-be who need some comic relief. 

• GREAT GIFT: Mommy Cusses is super relatable and laugh-out-loud funny, making it an easy gift for Mother's Day or a baby shower, or an anytime gift for a parent.
• PERENNIAL TOPIC: It doesn't take long to experience all the ups and downs of parenting. Mommy Cusses features timeless mommy humor that won't go out of style and a fresh look and feel that speaks to young parents.

Perfect for:

• Expectant parents and parents of children under 5
• Shoppers looking for a baby shower or Mother's Day gift for a friend, spouse, or daughter
• Followers of the Mommy Cusses blog or Instagram account
Mommy Cusses: Inspiring Profanity and Stimulating Sarcasm for Mamas Who've Seen It All
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Overall rating: 4.0 / 5 from 5 reviews.

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This is a great book to give for a baby shower

"This book is great for moms to commiserate and laugh their way through parenting. Mommy Cusses is a must for any new mom: it’s now my go to baby shower gift! It’s all about leaving judgment behind and momming in your own unique way."

— SariAnne (5/5)

Absolutely LOVE

"This book is perfectly witty, funny, and real. I received an advance copy, and I 100% relate to the author's sense of humor. I wish this came out earlier because this is exactly what I needed back when I was neck deep in spit-up and sleep deprivation. I can still relate years later. This would make an excellent gift for a new mom, friend, anybody who needs to feel less alone on this wild ride that is motherhood and who likes to laugh. Definitely recommend!"

— Laura S. (5/5)

A fun gift for a mom

"This was funny, and I totally get what they were going for, but it just wasn’t really for me. There were a couple times I was like “yas! preach” about being a hot mess or kids getting on your nerves, I didn’t super relate to a lot of it about drinking especially. I can definitely see giving this as a fun gift for a mom who needs to know they aren’t alone, though."

— Librarypatrnus (3/5)

Funny, but gets old fast

"This is a fun book for moms who love to swear, but it gets old once the novelty of the swearing wears off on about page 7. Thanks to Chronicle Books and NetGalley for an advanced copy of this book."

— Bruhnette (3/5)

A hoot

"Ok, for those of you out there wondering if this book is worth bothering with…I certainly felt that way reading it. It’s been more than a few moons since I was a young mom dealing with all of the little kid stuff, but I certainly haven’t forgotten how it felt at the time. This book turned out to be so funny and irreverent, with just the right amount of cuss words thrown in to keep it legit. Where was this book when I was dealing with all that stuff back then? This would have helped, for sure. And it would make a fun gift for a friend who is still going through those years. Most of the time I find that so called humor books turn out to not be all that funny when I actually read them. But this one cracked me up, and sarcasm is my favorite, so it really is a winner in my eyes. It’s very creative with it’s views on childhood and parenting. Advance electronic review copy was provided by NetGalley, author Serena Dorman, and the publisher."

— Valerity8 (4/5)

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