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'Tis Thee, Not Me: A Modern Medieval Guide to Bad Dates and Worse Decisions
'Tis Thee, Not Me: A Modern Medieval Guide to Bad Dates and Worse Decisions
'Tis Thee, Not Me: A Modern Medieval Guide to Bad Dates and Worse Decisions
'Tis Thee, Not Me: A Modern Medieval Guide to Bad Dates and Worse Decisions
'Tis Thee, Not Me: A Modern Medieval Guide to Bad Dates and Worse Decisions
'Tis Thee, Not Me: A Modern Medieval Guide to Bad Dates and Worse Decisions
'Tis Thee, Not Me: A Modern Medieval Guide to Bad Dates and Worse Decisions
'Tis Thee, Not Me: A Modern Medieval Guide to Bad Dates and Worse Decisions
'Tis Thee, Not Me: A Modern Medieval Guide to Bad Dates and Worse Decisions
'Tis Thee, Not Me: A Modern Medieval Guide to Bad Dates and Worse Decisions
'Tis Thee, Not Me: A Modern Medieval Guide to Bad Dates and Worse Decisions

'Tis Thee, Not Me: A Modern Medieval Guide to Bad Dates and Worse Decisions

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An acerbic, savagely funny illustrated guide to the pitfalls of dating, in medieval and modern times, by viral sensation Clarice Tudor.

Hast thou ever been ghosted by a suitor? Courted a king only to find he was a jester? Suffered the malady known as “the ick”? If so, this tome is for thee. 

Inspired by artist Clarice Tudor’s viral illustrated post, “The Fart,” 'Tis Thee, Not Me is a fresh look at evergreen topics: love, dating, and relationships, illustrated in a medieval, intricately decorated style.

As wise as they are witty, the comics in 'Tis Thee, Not Me tackle:

  • Dating horror stories such as: “The Fart That Ended Mine Own Situationship” and “The Merkin”
  • Relationship advice that ranges from fairly good to truly terrible "(The Dos and Don’ts of Revenge" and "The 8 Stages of E-Stalking Your Ex’s Ex")
  • A retelling of Rapunzel, featuring the array of suitors one would face today
  • And more

Hilarious and relatable to all singletons of the realm, this medieval guide to modern dating is sure to turn thine frown upsidedown.
'Tis Thee, Not Me: A Modern Medieval Guide to Bad Dates and Worse Decisions
'Tis Thee, Not Me: A Modern Medieval Guide to Bad Dates and Worse Decisions Sale price$18.99

Overall rating: 4.3333335 / 5 from 3 reviews.

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Loved the art style!

"I found this really funny, also the art is really cool, illustrated in a medieval decorated style. It mainly covers the dating experience and relationships. It's a short and quick read that I enjoyed. I follow the author's art on her socials so I was really excited to read this. Thank you Clarkson Potter and Netgalley for this ARC."

— agus c. (4/5)

Completely funny!

"This was really funny. Like I loved how they portrayed dating in modern times to a medieval format."

— Charrise (5/5)

Modern relationships through a medieval lens

"***ARC from NetGalley*** This book was an absolute hoot. I will be purchasing a copy for my best friend who loves the time period represented in this book and could add a few stories to this tome. Imagine taking the sarcasm of Instagram bad dating memes, adding the author's own dating/relationship history, and telling the stories in the style of the illuminated manuscript. Except you don't need to imagine it. Clarice Tudor (her real name) has written it. Witting, sad, and all too relatable. Highly recommend if you need a good laugh at the state of dating in the modern world."

— Lady H. (4/5)

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